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Don’t worry about the things you want that you don’t have.  Instead, be grateful that you don’t have what you don’t want.

Last year’s Paper Doll Thanksgiving week post, “Mom, Why Is There a Receipt Stuffed In The Turkey?“, fell right within a series on building a family file system.  If you’re a newer reader, or if Thanksgiving 2007 was so long ago that you’re thinking, as my friend Laura says, “I’ve slept since then“, pop over and review the information.  I stand by what I had to say about receipts, which will be good to reread before any Black Friday extravaganzas, but I’d like to offer few revisions to that post. 

Gas Price Watch may still be a good site to check before you head over the river and through the woods to Grandma’s condo, but when gasoline rates went WAY up in late summer, I found GasBuddy.com to be far more accurate and up-to-date.  As they say, your mileage may vary.

Last year, I also posted a link to Butterball, the turkey people.  (No, I’m not calling them turkeys, so please call off the lawyers.)  Whether you’re just like Paper Doll and look at cooking magazines merely for the pretty pictures, or your paper clutter is mainly from cookbooks and loose recipes and is practically professional in scope, you probably know about the Butterball Hotline (1-800-Butterball).  However, this is the 21st century, and they’ve gotten quite high tech. 

First, you can email your turkey conundrums to talkline@butterball.com. They’ll send you an electronic response you can save digitally for future years (and reduce your gravy-encrusted paper clutter).  Just create a Cooking subfolder in your email program.  Or, you can save the email as a text file on your hard drive, perhaps in a Holiday folder, Cooking subfolder.  Then, if you’ll be cooking elsewhere one year, your info will be portable on a nice flash drive—no paper needed!

But wait, there’s more!  If you go to Butterball and scroll down to the bottom, you’ll see where you can sign up for their Turkey Text Messages.  Roaming the chilly supermarket aisles in dismay is a thing of the past with these texts to keep you warm.  And finally–there’s a Butterball Web Chat November 25 from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. CT. 

And never let it be said that Paper Doll plays favorites with the food folks.  In case you didn’t follow my advice to encase your favorite recipes in plastic sheet protectors and now your sweetie’s favorite is under a sticky spill of sweetened condensed milk, here’s a link to various Thanksgiving/holiday cooking help lines and online help sites, including the USDA Meat & Poultry hotline, Fleischmann’s Yeast Baker’s Help Line, Land O’Lakes Holiday Bake Line, Hershey’s, and Libby’s Consumer Hotline. (Can Paper Doll get a shout out for “When it says Libby’s, Libby’s, Libby’s on the label, label, label”?  Yes, that nostalgic sound is country singer Sara Evans’ upgrade of the famous jingle.)

Oh, and with regard to Black Friday, as much as I discourage clutter-inducing conspicuous consumption, one of the missions of Paper Doll is to save you more of those little green pieces of paper.  So, if you’re already inclined towards wacky and wild bargain hunting, check out 2008 Black Friday bargains here and here.  But give a glance to Consumerist.com to make sure you’re not scammed now, or when the holiday season is over.

Like any good Thanksgiving table conversation, this post has gotten a little off-topic.  I’d like to talk to you about gratitude.  That quote from Paper Mommy at the start of this post seems simple; in fact, in this fast-paced world, it almost seems a shade too naive.  But let’s take a philosophical moment and think about having what you want, wanting what you have and not wanting what you don’t have. 

Not having what you don’t want is a real boon.  Stop to consider all of the toys you dreamed Santa would bring you, the cravings you had for those sugar-plum desires advertised on Saturday morning TV.  Now remember the time you caught the flu or the chicken pox or broke your leg and couldn’t go to the holiday party or field trip or prom.  Think of any tangible thing you ever wanted. Wouldn’t you have given even the shiniest of them up (in a flash!) to NOT have what you DIDN’T want–an icky bug?

Then, there’s having what we (think we) don’t want.  In this economy, when so much is uncertain, we’re encouraged to be thankful for what we do have.  From my little corner, the professional organizer perspective, my bright side comes from some new ways of looking at paper (even serious paper clutter) for which we can be grateful:

• Got piles of newspapers? 

Sure, those mountains and piles of newspapers and magazines cluttering up your home and car and office impact your productivity.  It’s my job as a professional organizer to help people scale back all that information clutter.  But, be thankful for free speech and a free press.  The First Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, among other things, ensures that the government cannot abridge our right to speak freely (even about the government) or infringe upon the freedom of the press.  (To my non-U.S. readers, please feel free to use the comment section to tell us about the free speech rights in your countries.  Gratitude is equal opportunity!)

• Do you find it hard to be thankful for the tax paperwork looming just a few months off? 

Paper Mommy always lovingly chides me if I complain about paying taxes, “I hope you pay lots and lots of taxes.  It means you’re making lots of money!”  However you feel about letting go of hard-earned money, let’s be thankful that those tax papers reflect the police, military and other peace officers who keep us safe.  (As they say, whether or not we support any military action, we always support our troops!)  Our tax dollars also pay for the other first responders, like the firefighters who have been selflessly battling those California wildfires, and the EMS paramedics who provide (pre-hospital) medical care to us when emergencies arise.

• Is the clutter of holiday paper–wrapping paper, shopping lists, receipts, grocery lists, Christmas cards, photographs–getting to you?

Even if you didn’t follow my advice about corralling those scraps and other holiday accoutrements, even if you’ve gone overboard and didn’t follow the guidelines I set out in Simplify the Season & Save Your Sanity, be of good cheer.  All this paper means you can be grateful you have loved ones for whom you’re inspired to make these holiday preparations.

I’m sure you can think of more types of paper, even paper clutter, for which you can be grateful.  Paper Mommy joked, “Don’t forget to be thankful for toilet paper.”  Well, even if your holiday is marred by stuffed toilets because some little toddler found the rolling rivulets of paper too entertaining,    you have to be thankful for those sweet little faces you love so dearly, and whose messy paper exploits you’ll forgive in an instant.  (And if you’re a plumber or are married to one, you can be thankful all those little holiday mishaps mean your profession will never need a Congressional bailout!)

And what about me?  Paper Doll is thankful for all the paper clutter, because without it, I’d have nothing to blog to you about except George Clooney.  (Not that there’s anything wrong with that.) 

So, at my Thanksgiving table, I’ll be saying how grateful I am for paper clutter.  In fact, this great    Anne Taintor magnet practically says it for me.

I hope this Thanksgiving finds you and yours happy, healthy and thankful for what you do have (even if you have to find a new way of looking at it) and thankful for what you don’t have.  And let me say I’m very thankful for all my Paper Doll readers.

Jack (Trainer):  Well, have a drink with me.

Tess (McGill:  I can’t…What’s your name?

Jack:  No.  No names.  No business cards.  No “You must know so and so.”

Tess:  What is this?

Jack:  No rsums.  Let’s just meet like human beings…for once.

~Working Girl (1988)

Are you a professional, spending most of your time in the cubicles and mobile offices and cramped airplane seats of the traditional working world?  Or might you be a stay-at-home-parent who keeps so busy by rarely staying at home?  Either way, even if you don’t have occasion to proffer a business card, people keep giving them to you. Your banker.  The CPA you met on the plane who did such a good job explaining the mortgage crisis.  Joe (or Jill) the Plumber.  The professional organizer who helped you when your bag spilled all over the market floor.  The caterer who served those divine quiches at your friend’s anniversary party.

If you don’t already have a system in place to organize your business cards, how will you find the right person when you’re ready to take out that loan, select the right mortgage, stop the sink from leaking, solve your clutter crisis or get those amazing quiches for your own next shindig?  Without a system, all the cards you collect (and never, ever purge) will devolve into piles of clutter at the bottom of your bag, hide in your desk drawers and suit pockets, remain stuck as bookmarks in your bedtime novel and squish in the console of your car.  Without a system, vital information is merely clutter.

Perhaps you only care about keeping the data on the cards.  In such a case, a high-tech (or even mid-range tech) solution may work.  Or, you may be more visually inclined and thus tempted to keep actual business cards so that you can recall the logo design or color or retain the notes you scribbled on the reverse of the card. 

Options abound, depending on how high (or low) tech you wish to go, but you have to have a system:

No-tech, no-frills, low-cost

Long-time readers of the Paper Doll blog know how I like the least expensive options, as they tend to display simplicity and elegance.  So, once again, I’m singing the praises of using a simple three-ring binder with vinyl business card holder refill sheets, such as those made by Rolodex, Avery or Cardinal. 

Of course, for those of you who crave office supplies with panache, you can pick among the chic three-ring binders created for fashion-forward  fun at See Jane Work.  If you’re seeking an office-wide business card solution for heavy-duty users, you might want to pick from OnlineOrganizing.com’s line of sturdy Best Built Binders,     with translucent or opaque spines.

If standard three-ring binders take up too much real estate on your desk or shelf, you might also consider the various kinds of notebooks or binders designed for use as credit card and/or business card holders.

The key to all of the solutions above is that they get the business cards off the floorboards of your car or the bottom of your briefcase so you have a systematized (alphabetically, within categories) way to retrieve the information you need.  No more loose cards.  No more fat stacks of rubberbanded, backwards or upside-down, dog-eared cards, with the information almost as elusive as if you’d never received the cards in the first place. 

Notebook solutions such as these have the advantage of ease of use, but their portability is limited to how much you’re willing to schlep with you every time you leave the office.  (For those who strongly prefer paper over computer solutions, you could photocopy your business card notebook. You’ll be destroying those poor rainforests, but it’s always an option.)

Tech-free and fancy-free

Maybe Paper Doll is overly whimsical, but I adore this miniature filing cabinet, designed to hold business cards:

This mini filing cabinet, suitable for storing up to 800 business cards without mussing the corners, has fully-functional drawers and alphabetical dividers (although no hanging-folder rails).  It measures 4 1/4″ wide by 5 7/8″ deep by 6 1/8″ high, so it should fit easily on your desktop.  It even comes with a little LCD digital clock above the handle on the top file drawer, which I suppose means it’s not entirely tech-free.  (I won’t tell if you don’t.)

The main appeal of this option is, well, it’s visual appeal.  It’s delightful, and you can file alphabetically with relative ease.  (Categorical filing, unless you want to make your own tabs, will be difficult.)  You could make it portable by securing it with a rubberband, but Paper Doll advises against that.

Moderate-tech, moderate expense

The no-tech options require little expense and little mental effort, assuming you remember the Alphabet Song. (Go Elmo!)  However, if you prefer to retrieve your information electronically and love the simplicity of a Google-ized, keyword-based world, then you probably want an option that stores all of your data electronically.  The downside is that tech usually costs money.  The upside is that you may have already purchased the software you need, or you can acquire it at little or no cost.

If you’re an established professional, you may already have CRM (Customer/client Relationship Management) software like ACT loaded onto your computer.  If so, go use it!  (Hey, I’m Paper Doll, not Software Doll.)

Slightly lower-tech, without the options to keep track of so many details, are your typical email/productivity packages like Microsoft Outlook or Entourage.  I’m sure you’ve noticed when you’ve clicked “Add to Address Book” to maintain a contact’s email information, that there are multiple fields to add professional titles and other essential data.  Emails programs aren’t as elegant as those designed for CRM suites, but you’ll require far less training or experience to get started.

Finally, you can go old school and use a spreadsheet program like Excel, and create your own database with columns for contact names, business names, addresses, numbers, titles, business types or keywords (i.e., plumber, caterer, professional organizer)

The real advantages of such a simplified system are that:

1. You can create your own fields
2. You can import information from other, old contact programs
3. You can export information into your new, fancier contact databases as you grow.

Oh, you don’t have Excel?  Don’t have a spreadsheet program at all?  (Don’t have a computer and you’re using a public computer at the library?) NO PROBLEM!  You can use any of the free cloud computing options, including Google Docs‘ free, Excel-compatible spreadsheet program.  Use (or create) your Google account, create your database spreadsheet, and let Google save it and/or save it to your own hard-drive or flash-drive.  In the former case, you can update from anywhere; in the latter, you can have a web-free backup.

With all of these options, you still have to input all the data from the cards you receive.  If you lack the time or the inclination (and chances are good that you do, or you would have organized your business cards before now), hire a virtual assistant (or let your teenager earn car or curfew privileges with data entry time).  Remember, these business cards are doing you no good at the bottom of your briefcase, wedged under an old cough drop.

High tech, high(er) cost

This already-long post could go on forever if we got into the details of the nifty scanning options available for keeping track of the data on your business cards while maintaining the option to see the front and reverse of your card collection.  We’ll leave the details for a future series of high-tech paper management posts.  For now, we’ll just touch on a few stars of the business card scanning world:

CardScan is part of Newell Rubbermaid (you know, the folks who make the fabulous tubs without which we couldn’t live). Their suite of solutions involve PC- and Mac-compatible scanners and software, available at the personal, executive and team levels to scan all variety of information, including business cards, to maintain the integrity of the scanned data.  The personal version of the system syncs with Outlook, and the higher versions also sync with ACT,  Goldmine and Lotus Notes, so you can maintain your data the way you like.  CardScan also offers CardScan@YourService to provide secure online backup.

Neat is the maker of the NeatReceipts, NeatDesk and Neat Scan-to-Office scanners and software.  Paper Doll is a real fan of NeatReceipts, not only because it has the unfathomable skills to read incomprehensible receipts, business cards and other documents, parse the information and translate it into organized, sortable, usable displays, but their desktop and slim mobile scanners (the latter, about the size of a narrow 3-hole punch) are just so sleek! 

(Note:  The current “Advanced Release” Mac version of the software does not yet have the business card module.  If you were thinking of buying this for the holidays, their web site says a fully-featured Mac version will be available in early 2009; anyone who purchases the “Advanced Release” Mac version will get a free upgrade.)

Again, there are many hardware/software business card scanning solutions.  This is just a taste.  Although this option doesn’t generally require data entry (the scanner does that for you), you will want to check for accuracy in the translation of data, especially with cards bearing complex graphics that might obscure the text.

OK, that’s a lot to absorb. 

For right now, just get started collecting those loose business cards from every flat surface, desk and pocket.  As you find them, gather the cards in a zipper-lock style plastic bag.  (It doesn’t matter that this type of plastic is not of archival quality, as this is a short term storage solution.) 

Search your car, office, kitchen, bedroom, (gasp!) bathroom, and anyplace else your errant cards might hide.  Once you’ve collected all your cards, pick an organizing solution according to your preferences and technical skills/needs and get started on that data entry.  You’ll never know when you need a plumber.  Or some quiche.

As I fought my better angels over whether those Post-Halloween Sale Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups would be better off living with me, I noticed that the Huge & Ubiquitous store (oh, you know which one it is!) was piping in Johnny Mathis singing Silver Bells.  I have nothing against Johnny Mathis. (Indeed, I’ve been known to warble Chances Are, to the dismay of neighborhood puppies.)  I have nothing against Silver Bells.  But it was only the day after Halloween!

Sadly, there’s little chance we can stem the tide of having ChristmaHannuKwanzaka* take over one-sixth of the year.  Perhaps we should be spend Thanksgiving thankful for Halloween, or else the festivities might start right after Labor Day, or goodness knows, Independence Day!

Unless we’re employed at Santa’s workshop or live on the Island of Misfit Toys , as much we might love a great deal about the winter holidays, whether we observe one or many, it can be a period of great overwhelm.

One might think that an earlier onset of commercialized holiday fever would prompt everyone to get their acts together sooner, but it’s just not the case.  People become aware of this festive equivalent of a term paper earlier every year, but most people still aren’t getting to the library until mid-terms (Thanksgiving) or even the week before exams (mid-December).  The holidays include a distinct kind of paralysis.  Indeed, after hearing reports of this malady from many of my professional organizing clients, I was prompted to write my ebook, Simplify the Season & Save Your Sanity, to help people conquer their troubles.

This early onset holidayophobia is often characterized by anxiety, distress and listlessness.  Well, Paper Doll can help you with that last one.  Yes, kids, it’s time for lists!  The following categories should help you get started on brainstorming to get a jump start on the season.

LIST #1:  WHAT DO YOU HAVE?
The key to being organized in all areas of life is creating homes for everything so you know what you have. Then, you don’t waste time searching for things you don’t own or waste money purchasing what you already have (under all those piles).  Make sub-lists like these below to help you inventory what you have, so you can figure out what you need to buy.

• Gifts lists of what you’ve already purchased during the year — If you haven’t already done so, gather them in a gift closet, drawer or opaque storage tub.  If you already know who the gift is for, wrap it now and stick a Post-It or holiday label on it so you know to whom it will go.  As you shop, keep adding to this inventory list, and note any generic gifts you’ve purchased for when you’re surprised by a gift-giver and need to reciprocate.
• Card and gift recipient lists — Start with last year’s lists, if you have them, to help guide your plans this season.  If you keep shopping lists from year to year, you’ll be less likely to duplicate purchases given to the same people, and you’ll have a better handle on style and size preferences.
• Wrapping essentials list:  paper, bows, gift bags — Would you like to have a Green Christmas?  Recycle and reuse, or skip holiday wrapping altogether and opt for using the funny papers.  As you inventory, organize your resources in a tidy container.
• Shipping list — Make sure you have enough cardboard boxes for shipping care packages and gifts to loved ones afar or abroad.  Once you’ve finished your shipping list, keep one or two extra boxes, but then set the rest free.
• Batteries list–Know what you have on hand so you only buy what you need.  AA and AAA are the most-commonly needed batteries, but stockpiling them for years on end does nobody any good.  And you can always consider rechargeables.
• Spending Plan Seriously, this is something you have to have, whether you devise a standard budget or just list your expenses, it’s the key to keeping January from making you feel like you downed some really bad eggnog.  Identify your regular expenses first, then anticipate holiday costs based on prior years, and brainstorm what activities or purchases can be limited or replaced.

LIST #2: WHAT DO YOU NEED TO BUY?
Shopping lists should be divided by category, as they’ll help you determine which stores or departments you need to visit.

• Menus–No, you don’t need to buy menus, but of you’re hosting the Thanksgiving meal and other holiday festivities, planning your menu first will let you figure out what pantry ingredients and special items you’ll need to buy.  It also helps you figure out how to delegate a menu option if someone asks “What can I bring?”
• Groceries–Your regular shopping list items of a loaf of bread, a container of milk and a stick of butter may need to be expanded if you’re having company during the holidays, even if you won’t be hosting holiday meals.  Do find out if guests have strong preferences or dietary requirements.

Parents of college-age kids:  make sure they haven’t gone vegetarian or vegan since summer vacation.

Children of senior citizens:  check with grandma and grandpa to make sure they aren’t on doctor-prescribed diets.

• Presents–In this economic climate, it’s easy to feel like anything less than a fully-commercial holiday season will be Dolly Parton’s Hard-Candy Christmas.  We’ll talk about holiday gift-giving in a future post, but bear in mind that children remember that long-desired gift (e.g., Ralphie’s Red Ryder BB gun, the dreamed-about dollhouse) much more than all the little extras.  Think quality, not quantity.  For everyone else on your list, if you don’t know what to give them but feel you must give a gift rather than donate to charity, ask or get some advice. Not everyone wants a seventeenth vanilla-scented candle or yet another tie.  Fit the gift to the person; don’t buy a gift in hopes you’ll think of someone who might like it.  If you don’t know someone well enough to know what they like, are you sure you want to buy them a gift in the first place?
• Cards—Paper Doll urges you to skip a year of sending holiday cards to see how freeing it can be.  But if this is a holiday tradition you really love, consider shopping in holiday discount stores for unusual designs and better prices.  What about sending holiday postcards to save on postage?
• Stamps–Buy them early before the designs you prefer are sold out.
• Wrapping Paper–As noted above, check your supplies before going forward.
• Clothing/accessories for special events and specific weather conditions (for traveling to different climates or replacing worn or outgrown items).

LIST #3:  WHAT DO YOU NEED TO DO?

• Prepare the guest room for company (e.g., strip and launder bedding, remove clutter, make space in closets or drawers)
• Make travel arrangements — Shop sooner rather than later for flights, hotels, rental cars, travel packages, etc.  Keep notes (or digital bookmarks) on all the information you find.
• Schedule flu shots (and, if you’re in the right age category, pneumonia shots)
• Arrange for auto maintenance before you go over the river and through the woods
• Packing lists for travel (which may include sub-lists for special-event clothing shopping, dry cleaning, transferring big liquids to TSA-approved Lilliputian carry-on-acceptable containers)

Please feel free to write to Paper Doll and comment about your own favorite holiday lists.

One last note: Frequent Paper Doll readers know how I feel about loose papers, or floozies.  Get yourself a legal pad, clipboard or 3-ring binder to keep track of these lists.  With legal pads or loose leaf sheets on clipboards, use tape flags to separate your different categories of lists.  For a three ring binder, take advantage of index dividers so you can archive your holiday notebooks in January.

Don’t be listless.  Once begun, a job’s half done, and getting a head start on your holiday lists will give you a superb sense of control.

*Please note, Paper Doll does not use this as a term of derision for any faith observances.  It’s merely a pop cultural reference that implies more merriment and irony than using the generic “The Holidays” to cover all major observances.  Please take it in the holidayesque spirit in which it was offered and don’t make a fuss.  You wouldn’t want me to tattle to the man in the red suit, now, would you? 

Contest lovers, WE HAVE A WINNER!

With all the excitement surrounding the United States selecting a new president yesterday, let’s not forget that we had our own little contest going on.  Nobody had to caucus or debate or come up with foreign or domestic policy — entrants just had to add a comment to the contest blog post. 

And while your newspapers may bear the names and faces of your new local, state-wide and nationally-elected officials, one more name gets to ring out tonight, that of our contest winner:

The great folks at Innovention Lab will be forwarding Susan her very own copy of Paper Doll‘s first (officially) favorably-reviewed product, the Internet Password Organizer™!

If you’d like to read Susan’s winning entry and all the others, just visit the contest post and scroll to the bottom.  And if you somehow managed to miss the original review, you can see it here.

I’d like to thank all of the other aspiring contestants for entering, and all of you who emailed separately to say you already had (and loved) your own Internet Password Organizer™, so you weren’t entering, but wanted to let me know you were reading.  I hope to have lots of contests in the future, so if you see a paper-related organizing product you like, tell me!  And tell the vendors/manufacturers you’d like to see their products reviewed here at Paper Doll.

Do you run out the day after Election Day or immediately following huge Dow-Jones fluctuations to pick up multiple copies of the newspaper? Do you imagine your great, great grandchildren getting rich from the proceeds of your well-planned newspaper acquisitions?Think again!

Some events naturally bring to mind famous newspaper front pages.  For example, on Election Day, the iconic Chicago Daily Tribune headline “DEWEY DEFEATS TRUMAN” provides a superb “nyah nyah” to arrogant pollsters:

Nobody can forget the day that mankind took that giant leap into the future.  In my baby trunk in my parents’ basement in Buffalo, NY, there’s a wrinkled, slightly-yellowed copy of the (then-entitled) Buffalo Evening News reporting on the very same topic shown in The New York Times:

And of course, you music lovers might have kept copies of the papers the day the music died:Even if for you that wasn’t Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valenz and the Big Bopper, but Elvis, or John Lennon or Kurt Cobain, that “bad news on the doorstep” probably made you shiver, whatever time of the year you read the paper. 

And in my own life, I recall my mom painstakingly saving multiple copies of Buffalo Evening News columnist Karen Brady’s piece on my third grade class.  A mini-feminist, I’d ended my letter imploring Ms. Brady to speak to Miss Minklein’s 3rd grade Writer’s Club by saying it had been a campaign promise that I’d get a real writer to speak to our class.  And I’d P.S.ed that I had beaten out boys to attain the presidency.  (How could the hip columnist turn that down?)

In the case of the first three papers, while the stories had (and still have) great historical significance, the newspapers themselves have little financial value.  Our moon landing issue, complete with news stories, cartoons and grocery ads, is quaint, but is likely worth little more than pennies and certainly not in excess of the daily copy price.  It might please future family members to have it, but it’s not going to allow my folks to afford a ride on the Space Shuttle.

The very reason newspaper collecting is a great hobby is that antique newspapers aren’t very expensive.  According to HistoryBuff.com, even original copies of historic newspapers from the early 1800s, in perfect condition, cost around $10, and rarely more than $20.  That’s great news if you like to acquire old newspapers, but hopefully it will dissuade Paper Doll readers from saving tomorrow’s election results, no matter how historical, in hopes of a big collectors’ payday.  (Of course, if you just find elections fascinating, Timothy Hughes of History’s Newsstand Blog, has some advice on which post-Election Day papers might have the most historical, if not financial, significance.)

The truth is, for antique newspapers to be valuable, they must meet very specific criteria:

• Front-page coverage of major historically-significant events in either U.S. or international history. 

The reason the news has more value if it’s on the front page is that the paper can be more easily displayed, and one can view the newspaper’s full name and, with truly historic events, the banner headline.  Papers with local-interest only, like your town’s worst blizzard or wackiest pie-eating contest, would rarely garner interest from anyone other than your community archivists.

• Condition of a newspaper should be pristine. 

My parents’ moon landing paper, all wrinkly and slightly yellowed, is of no use to any collectors.  Crinkled, stained, multi-folded, laminated or just plain worn newspapers have no value. 

But don’t assume that condition indicates age.  Newspapers from prior to 1880 actually look newer than week-old papers due to the high rag/cotton/linen content.  Kept away from sunlight, extreme heat and humidity, those old rag newspapers look new, while new newspapers, conversely, are made from newsprint, which is generally non-archival, and wear out quickly.  In other words, newer papers are only a step or so up from those splinter-filled, wide-ruled sheets on which we learned to write in cursive. 

• Original issues have actual value because they are more rare. 

Back in the days of newsboys on street corners, newspapers put out early editions, mid-day editions, late editions, and so on.  People discarded the older issues as updates came out.  The very first time a publication reported a story, it was called the “First Report”, and according to HistoryBuff.com, the first paper in the United States to report on a story got the bragging reports to “First Report in the Nation”.  Such papers have greater financial (if not informative) value than later editions.  Novice collectors often think they possess original issues, when in fact they have special edition or anniversary reprints of original newspapers, which in fact have little or no monetary value.  So, tomorrow’s city papers you’re tempted to save?  They’re just not rare.  (I’ll leave it to history and journalism critics to say whether they’re well done.)

• Proximity to the original event might matter, too. 

A Hawaiian newspaper reporting on the bombing of Pearl Harbor or a New York City newspaper’s coverage of 9/11 has more impact than a story in a suburban publication halfway across the country of a major event.

Nowadays, newspapers generally print thousands, or hundreds of thousands, of one daily issue.  Further, papers are now printed on highly acidic newsprint, rather than olden days rag that kept its like-new condition.  So, the paper that thuds onto your front step too-early in the morning just won’t have monetary value.

Hopefully, this is enough to convince you that saving entire newspapers isn’t going to make you rich.  Newspaper collecting may be a fun hobby, but not a lucrative one unless you are planning to become one of the world’s pre-eminent collectors.  (Paper Doll readers probably don’t have that kind of spare time.  As Mr. Monk and Paper Mommy both say, I could be wrong.  But I don’t think so.)  So, if paper clutter is your problem, perhaps this something to eliminate from your list of prospective hobby options?

Of course, if your daughter’s engagement photo is in this weekend’s paper, or your spouse’s winning pumpkin-growing entry got full-color treatment, you’re probably not thinking dollar signs but family history.  While sentimental memorabilia has its place, my job as your Paper Doll is to help you save what you love without getting buried in clutter. 

Next week, we’ll be talking about how to (manually and digitally) preserve personally significant newspaper clippings for posterity.  Gather your clippings, and I’ll meet you back here next week.

The Paper Doll Win An Internet Password Organizer™ contest closes Wednesday (11/5/08) at Noon Eastern Time.  If you haven’t already entered for your chance to win, time’s a wastin’, as they might have said in those olden-days papers!  The winner won’t be profiled in any national newspapers, but will be announced right here at Paper Doll by Wednesday evening.  Good luck!